Save things in a cookie to remember, and get a slap in the face

The good old Danish word “Huskekage” is not used enough. It means more or less freely translated remembering cake, meaning “to get a slap in the face – so you’ll remember”.
Apparently Føtex is handing out face slaps at a low low price of DKK 15 these days. So hurry up while supply lasts!
I’m considering setting up a specialized javascript called “huskekage.js” which allows you to store information in a cookie and recalling/remembering it by doing a webservice oriented ajax request for a slap-in-the-face delivered by a worldwide 24×7 response team of willing slappers and information bringers. Venture capital anyone?