Familien Schøler’s blog

Nerd alert. You have been warned.

if (!kill(this)) { this.strength++; } // Thanks to Rasmus for starting this

var bear = { sell: function() { if (!this.shot) return false; } }

var volume = (barrel.contents.count() == 0 ? 100 : 50);

if (house.opacity < 1) { throw new Exception(“You should not have done that”); }

if (water.style.display!=”none”) { water.maxTemperatureDegC = 99; }

if (you != null || you == null) { prompt(“?”); }

update Hero set [Enabled]=0 where FoodCount = 0 or WaterCount = 0;

while (this.absent) this.heart.fond++;

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Keep them pouring in! =)